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Those who went to Hurst Nook Sunday School would know that the aim of the children was to complete their Star Card for good attendance.

As some of the kids didn't want to go, they got entered in the register and ejected for bad behaviour, thus achieving both goals; in the register and being out of school.

The easiest way to do this was to the adjust the words of the hymn called Happy Land as follows:

Listen to the Tune

There is a Happy Land far, far away.
Where all the piggies play all through the day
When they see the butcher come
Cutting slices off their bum
You should see the buggers run
Far, far away

This would always result in being dismissed by Parker Birtwistle the Sunday School Teacher

And the real words

There is a happy land, far, far away
Where saints in glory stand, bright as the day
Oh, how they sweetly sing, worthy is our Savior King Come to that happy land, come, come away
Why will you doubting stand, why still delay?
Oh, we shall happy be, when from sin and sorrow free
Lord, we shall live with Thee, blest, blest for aye.

Bright, in that happy land, beams every eye
Kept by a Father's hand, love cannot die
Loud let His praises ring, praise, praise for aye.
Oh, then to glory run; be a crown and kingdom won
And, bright, above the sun, we reign for aye

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